When I first read, Teen Fiction Characters Who Swear Are More Popular by Nick Collins, the Telegraph’s “Science Expert,” I laughed my head off because I thought it was an Onion-style satire. In the article, it is suggested there should be a rating system specifically for Teen Fiction with protagonists who swear, and even the swearing is broken down into categories, including one devoted to “excrement.” It  was almost as brilliant as the one where Boris Johnson, the Mayor of London, wrote an article defending the Super Rich of London, who were minorities that needed protection and should receive everyone’s “humble thanks” for providing the common folk with jobs. Or the Middle East Correspondent, who wrote about some obscure Al-Qaeda manual on the internet where the Boston Marathon…